Jiro: She told me that she doesn’t like you.
Wu Chun: What? She said that? Did you ask her why?
Jiro; Nope.
Wu Chun: WHY DIDN’T YOU ASK HER?
Jiro: Eh, she already gave me an evil stare. She asked me the reason I’m asking. I suffered to hide the truth le.
Wu Chun: What the?
Jiro: Anyway, I already asked her and now you know her answer. Now, where’s my food? I’m really hungry. Hurry up.
Wu Chun: But it’s not fair. She doesn’t like me.
Jiro: WHAT WAS MY DEAL, CHUN?
Wu Chun: Fine…
Wu Chun took out a big pack of food from under his chair.
Jiro: Wah…got char kway teow, chicken chop, satay and more…(saliva started dripping from his mouth)
Jiro started digging in the food. The moment Jiro started eating, Wu Chun thought, “Oh my god, why is he eating like that? He looks like a wolf which didn’t eat for centuries.”
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Arron and Hebe were eating lunch while chatting.
Arron: What time should I come to your house this weekend?
Hebe: Hmm…Why don’t I come to your house? Besides, I really want to meet your parents.
Arron: No…It’s ok. I will come to your house. My parents are…out of station now.
Hebe: Oh…
Suddenly, Jiro came up to their place and put all his food on their table.
Jiro: You guys want some?
Arron: Oh my god! Where did you get all this food?
Jiro: Chun gave me.
Hebe: Chun? I thought both of you don’t get along.
Jiro: We’re ok with each other now.
Arron: Is that chicken chop? OH MY GOD, I LOVE CHICKEN CHOP! Can I have some?
Jiro: Sure, dig in. Hebe, what do you want to eat?
Hebe: No thanks, Jiro. I’m already full.
Jiro: Ok then.
Arron and Jiro started eating. Hebe was busy admiring Arron.
Hebe’s P.O.V
Wow, he looks so cute when he’s eating. His eyes are so enthralling.
(sighed) When am I going to tell him? I really want to stay by his side…
Ah, I can tell him when he comes to my house. Ya, that’s it…
End of P.O.V
Hebe then started daydreaming about what was going to happen at her house when Arron comes.
Arron noticed Hebe daydreaming. “Hebe? He…be…?” He waved his hand in front of Hebe’s face.
“She’s not here, Arron. Maybe her soul is kidnapped by a devil.” Jiro reread his words in his mind. “Oh no!” He then started shaking Hebe. “Hebe, come back! Don’t go! Don’t make us to arrange your funeral!”
Arron rolled his eyes. He thought Jiro was insane.
Hebe: Huh…what?
Jiro: Oh, thank goodness you’re back. What did the devil tell you before letting you go?
Hebe: Ah? What devil?
Arron: Don’t mind him, Hebe. He got some serious mental problems.
Jiro: I DO NOT!
Arron: YOU DO!
Jiro: I DO NOT!
Arron: YOU DO!
All the students in the cafeteria starred at both of them.
Ten minutes later…
Jiro: I DO NOT!
Arron: YOU DO!
Hebe: That’s it. I’m getting out of here.
Jiro: Ya, me too.
Jiro and Hebe walked away in different directions.
Arron: Well, I guess I’m alone…with all this food. (smiled widely)
He then started eating. “Wah, so delicious,” he said, mouth-full. Suddenly, Arron realized that he was the only one in the cafeteria. He checked his watch. “OH NO, I’M LATE FOR CLASS!”
Arron quickly washed his hands and ran to his classroom.
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Mr.Lee was teaching the student in the classroom.
“Pss…pss…where’s Arron?” Selina whispered to Hebe.
“I don’t know.” Hebe whispered back.
Suddenly, Arron entered the classroom. He started begging on his knees in front of the teacher.
Arron: SORRY I’M LATE! SORRY I’M LATE! I WON’T DO IT AGAIN! I WON’T DO IT AGAIN!
Everyone chuckled when they saw Arron on his knees.
Mr.Lee: Arron, why are you late?
Arron: Erm…erm…erm…erm…erm…erm…erm…erm…erm…erm…
Mr.Lee: Nevermind. Go to your seat. Do not repeat this again.
Arron: Ok. Thank you, sir. (sighed in relief)
-brenda, co-written with ratana-
Sunday, December 21, 2008
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